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dr. w. scott stornetta

created block chain and is insanely rich, yet spends his time failing little children using positive physics.
oh no! dr. w. scott stornetta is late for class! he’s gonna have to do five push ups for every minute he’s late!
by anonymous27835 November 17, 2022
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TL;DR

TL;DR means Too Long; Didn’t Read.
This abbreviation is most used when texting to respond to a very long message. It can also be used with any type of other activity where reading is involved.
Girl 1: Omg did you hear about how crazy today was? The teacher was being a complete jerk and didn’t accept my homework just because I forgot to put my name on it! And guess what!? Josh broke up with Emily because apparently her breath smelt bad. What a jerk. Emily was in the bathroom crying and eating her lunch alone. I felt sooooooo bad so I sat with her. You should’ve came today tho. It was sooo awkward because we had nothing to talk about and we all know that you’re the best when it comes to talking to people.
Girl 2: Sorry, TL;DR
by whackybb October 13, 2019
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Tb;dr

Tb;dr (too boring; didn't read).
Ugh. tb;dr
by anonymous November 27, 2025
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td;dr

too dumb; didn't read. Similar to tl;dr
Person A: Side effects may include: Fatigue, possibly due to anemia; Diarrhea, especially if treatment is for the abdomen. Symptoms tend to appear...

Person B: td;dr, I'm taking the pill anyways
by AnonPezos December 21, 2023
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Dr Ice

A man that does not care for public opinion because he is alpha. However, he is a mad simp for both women and beers.
Sarah: OMG who is that crazy guy?
Jennifer: That is Dries aka Dr Ice! He is a living legend and a self proclaimed MILF hunter.
by Stratisvaldo May 18, 2022
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dr brock landers

Damn he got arrested because of Dr Brock Landers anti-weed pot laws
by DrBrockSays December 26, 2023
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dr. chris taub

by poopypants339 December 27, 2011
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