Dildivoje

A Croatian nickname for a person who likes Hotwheels cars.

A: Look, he's got a Hotwheels collection!
B: Let's call him DIldivoje!

by kenjamizmet January 18, 2020

dilds

A dude whos head is in the shape of a dildo. Usualy this person is uncordinated and runs into walls horizontaly, has very, very white skin and hates negros

Shot dilds you chump, how the fuck did you manage to get that bruse

by Dilds July 22, 2006

Dild

1. To masturbate (literally and figuratively)
2. To waste time doing a pointless activity

1. When Milo's parents left the house he decided to venture to the bathroom and dild for 10 minutes.

2. Why dild a perfect day away watching television?

by trillkrout August 4, 2009

dildobotomy

Mashing of the frontal lobe through the eye socket using a dildo strapped to the forehead

That umpire needs a dildobotomy for calling that ball a strike!

by TomBally November 1, 2010

dildohawk

The typical hairstyle of a Tool, or douche bag. Greatly resembles one that of a Fohawk, but with a stronger and slightly more negative connotation to an indavidual's level of "tool-ness".

The guys that work at Abercrombie and Fitch generally sport the dildohawk.

by professor panda January 18, 2011

Dildoicly

To use an object in the same way you would use a dildo.

I'll stick the banana up your hole Dildoicly !!!

by blagan May 2, 2011

dildong ditch

When you, or your friend, ding ding ditches a house by using a strap on dildo to ring the doorbell.

Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.

"What did you do this weekend?"
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."

by CordizzleDick September 6, 2016