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Crap and Shitney

a way of saying Pratt and Whitney as their turbofans have so many problems.
4 A321neos and 2 777-200s are grounded thanks to Crap and Shitney’s engines always being problematic. Calling their engines dependable is a joke.
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Crap and Shitney

Pratt and Whitney engine issues are never ending, resulting in hundreds of A320neos being grounded, them calling their engines dependable is a joke.
Seeing fleets upon fleets of A320neos grounded is a stark reminder of how bad Crap and Shitney are. As a pilot it sucks ass to have your plane out of the sky while a 165 day long inspection takes place.
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Crap cake

The formal version of crap cracker. The distinction being type of clothes the person is wearing.
Haha, Matt made a crap cake on his wedding night!
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Capricorn

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Crap and Shitney

A sarcastic reference to Pratt and Whitney making fun of the fact that their geared turbofan engines are having endless problems resulting in loads of A320neos and A220s being grounded.
Thanks to crap and shitney hundreds of Airbus A320neos and A220s are stuck in maintenance hangars for months on end and lots of pilots lose their jobs because of it.
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ant crap

Small Stuff, some times exaggerated into appearing to be more than what it is. Trivial minutia which appears relevant but later is determined to be ant crap. Details.
Sort of related to ant, being small.
Related to Piss ant as an example of ant crap.
"Just saw the news. More ant crap"

It's friday night ant cr@p time.
by AntWonka December 24, 2008
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