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Giga Chode

The Ultimate Anti-Chad, the Virgin to out-Virgin all Virgins, the Beta of the Betas. If a woman were to look in his direction, she would immediately develop secondhand embarrassment. His jawline is a perfect 0 degrees—because it doesn’t exist. The absolute anti-Chad to end all anti-Chads. Are you picking up what I’m putting down? Oh, you’re single and desperately swiping on dating apps? This man will somehow make your chances even worse just by existing in the same vicinity. Next to this inferior human, even the weakest soy boy looks like a demigod of masculinity. This man is an absolute Virgin x1000
This guys a fuckin giga chode.
by MANA413 March 23, 2025
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Chode

When the width of a penis is bigger than the lenght
Victor:Magnus has a chode
Fredrik: I know
by Noice Meme April 21, 2017
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A Human chode

Is a jack Spavins
by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021
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Chode

A penis which is short, but fat
Steffi: look at that guy, he totally has a chode

Georgia: I know, I saw it last night
by Slagos200 June 24, 2019
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Coke Chode

When you’ve done so much coke that your dick can only muster up enough strength for the girth but not the lengths
I was doing a buncha blow earlier with my friends, but I’m super horny now so put that coke chode in your face pussy.
by Facesittingmommy May 15, 2022
mugGet the Coke Chodemug.

Choding

When a man with a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long) begins gooning (a state where the man has edged his penis for such a time that he has lost all cognitive, social and perceptive ability and is fully controlled by his penis and balls. This usually manifests itself with a complete lack of fine motor skills, tongue hanging out, dumb expression on the face, covered in sweat, white as a sheet, slurred speech and communicates only in short grunts, sub audible noises and jerky body movements.)
Choding is exceptionally common in places like retirement homes, low income areas after dark, and college fraternities. Choding stops when the man finally ejaculates, and is no longer controlled by his balls.

When someone is actively choding, the phrases “choded out” or “chode schlopping” can be used.
“Did you see that guy over there in the inside out shirt and the unbuckled jeans? He had to be choding, he was drooling all over the ground!”

“Why is Dustin acting like he just hit his head on a wrecking ball?” “He is choding, he’s been edging his tuna can shaped Cock for the last 3 days and is in a complete choded out state”

“What is Doug doing over there with no clothes on and drooling all over the lawn chair?” “He’s chode schlopping Ronnie, I don’t think it ever stops”
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
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chode bum

A chode bum is where you have a ass so flat you look like Miley Cyrus at the VMA's twerking on Robin Thicke.
"Man, did you see Miley's chode bum at the VMA's this year?"
by TwerkMasta2043 August 5, 2014
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