p chode 

a poopy chode, most likely from partaking in gay butt sex.

when ed took his penis out of nick's butt he gave him a p chode.

p chode by davis024 April 28, 2005

Chiabattan Chode Burgers 

To understand this obscure term we have to break down each word. Chode burgers are a form of thick, chewy meat that leave a taste of dry semen on the tongue long after injestion.

Chiabatta is italian bread. The literal translation is italian penis burgers.

"Dude, have you tried the Chiabattan Chode Burgers, they are to die for!"

Chiabattan Chode Burgers by PieOnEar January 24, 2012

Chili chode 

A shit covered short penis or chode.

I got done fucking Ashely in the ass and then showed her my chili chode.

Chili chode by Geve August 19, 2013

Chumpy Chode 

To be, or to bear a likeness to, a Chumpy Chode.

This is a two-word phrase wherein the words Chump and Chode have been crudely combined to form a very situational insult.

"Yeah, he's been a Chumpy Chode ever since that breakup."

"Dude, don't be such a Chumpy Chode!"

"You're acting like a complete Chumpy Chode bro."

Chumpy Chode by UltimateLord June 4, 2016

girthy chode 

A phallic instrument of significant width in comparison to it's length

Ooh boy his dick was wider than it was deep inside of me! he had a girthy chode!

girthy chode by GirthyAF February 16, 2017

Magnum Chode 

A chode, but the size of either a .357 magnum, a .44 magnum or a .500 magnum round. Unlike a magnum dong a magnum chode is an extra small penis, while the magnum dong is an extra large one.

I hate Jerry, he probably has a magnum chode.

Magnum Chode by UNSCgrunt226 August 12, 2017

Sneaky Chode 

When a dudes huge bulge makes you think he has a nice big dick, when in reality it's just a chode.

I thought Rob had a big dick but it turns out it was just a Sneaky Chode

Sneaky Chode by Oniro September 1, 2017