chode

Variation on the word jobe

See jobe nsdjlhjlsduifgldigfjgdlfk d dffd

by Fatrhousen Milkadouse November 13, 2004

chode

A penis which is sadly enough fatter than it is long and yes that is with a f not a ph so if you have a chode look forward to dying a virgin

guy 1:Dude you have a chode
guy 2: yeah man 7 inches by 5 inches
guy 1:man that sucks aint no chick want that shrivley shit in her poon, you gonna die a virgin man
guy 2:(shoots himself in the head)

by ben dover June 4, 2004

Chode

White-trash slang for weed.

He's a chode smoker, hehe he he um hehe he!

From one of the first episodes of Beavis & Butthead when they go to Mexico with that hippie teacher's friend.

by Kilo Lobo June 15, 2003

childesk

Having reverted, at least somewhat, to being a child.

The fight with his best friend saddened him and he became very childesk afterwards.

by Tommy December 17, 2004

Chode

A chode is a lad with a small fat penis

In school-

Rachel: danielle i have i total mahussive dick BTW
Danielle: yeahh, lucky you i have a chode ... JKZZZ naahh i also have a mahussive dick
Sarah: I Have a Chode ;D

by Dannzz Baillie July 6, 2010

chode

sweet music

he play chode for a living

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuv123 August 6, 2011

Chidder

To pretend to be annoyed with your child for the benfit of the parent of another child it has just upset, when in reality you think what just happened was hilarious and totally justified!

When I punished my child at the park today it was just chidder

by madlittlealien October 5, 2015