go to ham

Fuck Jake Really hard

I went to go to ham on jake in bed

by You know it boy June 1, 2021

HAM-radio silence

H(ard) A(s a) M(otherfucker)-radio silence. When you don't reply to someone because you're genuinely super busy with the real world.

Sorry for the HAM-radio silence. I wasn't ignoring you - I just got roped into a big cleaning sesh at work. Wanna make out?

by Slippery Dipp February 5, 2025

ham slapper

a person who loves to have fun, often with friends and family

"i am a ham slapper, and i'm here to say:
that i love to have fun every day"

by fun haver August 30, 2015

Ham For Breakfast

The act of being woken up by a person's bare ass on your face. Usually in the context of a college prank.

Duude, Robbie totally gave you ham for breakfast! That is disgusting!

by MissingRab May 5, 2011

Morbius ham

The sexual act of which a woman lights her partners penis on fire before he penetrates her vagina

Eh bro I had MORBIUS HAM with your mother yesterday

by Quantavious bingleton June 10, 2022

Portable Ham

The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.

Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.

See; The best fucking thing ever.

'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'

'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'

'What the fuck? You poser.'

by Crackotage September 26, 2006

Mad Ham

A fat pig that is show fat you will somehow go to the Minecraft dimension and fall in the void

That guy is going to become a mad ham

by THEM LOLZ April 8, 2021