A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth
by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025
Get the New Jersey Fart Missile mug.When two people tangle their pubic hair together and proceed to pull away from each other as hard as possible, and whoever rips out the most hair from the other wins.
by HankerWanker October 21, 2025
Get the New Jersey Velcro Snapper mug.When you shit in a microwaveable container (you could use an oven but who has access to that) and heat it to scorching and pour it inside a vagina. Very commonly used at UVM, one in five UVM students have experienced this either voluntarily or involuntarily.
by kucktricia December 2, 2025
Get the Jersey Volcano mug.When you pull back your foreskin and let the goey cheese peel back, and let your partner strip away and lick/eat it
by Cato_vrc January 1, 2026
Get the Jersey string cheese mug.When the attendant is pumping your gas you have them fart onto your pork roll, egg and cheese sandwhich. Then you must immediately consume that sandwich while it's still warm.
Man that attendant really gave me the New Jersey Gas Pump treatment. Hopefully that was just ketchup he left on that sandwhich.
by KannibalFlamingo January 6, 2026
Get the The New Jersey Gas Pump mug.The shine on Tad’s new apartment wore off quickly once Jerry white jerseyed upon their return from Taco Bell. His bathroom still reeked the next day.
by New Edina Bailey January 31, 2023
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