Sacking Your Lunch

When you whack off into a condom.

My friend stole condoms from the store the other day. But he is so ugly, i dont think he will ever get it in.

Guy 2: Maybe he sacks his own lunch.

Guy 1: Yea Sacking Your Lunch.

by jj6jj6jj6 April 25, 2012

Jigging your Jig

To masturbate profusely

Guy 1: Quit "jigging your jig"
Guy 2: "I can't it feels good

by The gg guy September 27, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

National Shoot Your Shot (Brave) Day

When that day comes, you have to shoot your shot to anyone you like or someone random.

"Would you go out with me naja?" "Why?" "Because it's National Shoot Your Shot (Brave) Day ."

by Null <3 February 17, 2023

exceed your expectorantations

What you hope dat your cough-medicine will do in clearing up congestion.

Taking peppermint and eucalyptus is good for loosening mucus in your chest, and if you also try placing a pretty girl's smooth warm soles on your face --- i.e., fit da balls of her feet into yer eye-sockets and press her heels against yer chin --- to also help drain yer plugged sinuses, da overall relief you'll feel may exceed your expectorantations BIG time!

by QuacksO November 15, 2024

your mom gay

The rumored 4th, and final stage of BOFA. Symptoms: Instant explosion. "The stages of BOFA go like this. 1st Stage: BOFA, Almost never fatal, though incurable. 2nd Stage: Ligma, Extremeley Deadly (99.87% chance of death), almost no information is known of this, as it is extremeley deadly. 3rd Stage: E-TMA, nearly completeley fatal, there is only 0.00000000000000000000000001% of the population who survives this, Said pepole/person are kept always in a locked cell, with NO SOUND ABLE TO ENTER.4th Stage: your mom gay, UNSURVIVABLE. ONCE YOU HEAR THIS, AND YOU ARENT THE SENDER, YOU EXPLODE." Extra Information: BOFA, and all the other stages of BOFA, are transmitted by sounds, and are INCURRABLE. If you meet ANYONE wHO CAN SURVIVE THIS INSULT, BRING THEM TO THE NEAREST POLICE STATION, MILLITARY CAMP, OR HOSPITAL, THERE, THEY wILL BE ESCORTED TO ANOTHER CELL.

Here, Is an example of how BOFA, Ligma, E-TMA, and your mom gay spread

Guy 1: Hey have you head about BOFA?
Guy 2: Nope, whats BOFA?
Guy 1: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUF

Example 2:

Guy 1: It's so sad that Ninja died of Ligma
Guy 2: what's Ligma?
Guy 1: LIGMA BALLZ

Example 3:

Guy 1: It's so sad that Alex died of E-TMA
Guy 2: what's E-TMA?
Guy 1: E-TMA BALLZ

Final Example:

CEO: You're Fired, GET THE FUCK OUT
Jeff: Your mum gay
CEO: -explodes-

by Chad3 November 20, 2021