Fanboy Boner

The sort of boner one gets when they see something they are very passionate about

He got a fanboy boner after seeing the new trailer for his favortie franchise

by AyysianBoi June 15, 2018

sex boner

when a guy has a hard on playing xbox there called having boners

dude i was having a sex boner last night while playing on my xbox

by Sex vibe July 22, 2018

Frowny Boner

When a man's penis has become extraordinarily sad. Flaccid and disheartened; the penis may even partially attempt to retreat back into the groin area in search of a safe space

Pass. Swipe Left. No way, she gives me a total frowny boner.

by LiterallyNobodyCares August 1, 2018

Toilet Boner

That awkward moment when your dick gets slightly to hardcore erect, and it hits the bottom of the toilet seat.

*Mom walks in*
“OH MY GOD CHAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
“Chill out Mom. I got a toilet boner. Just cleaning my meat.”
“Oh okay, understood.”

by IFap232BluntsIG August 10, 2018

Partial boner

When the penis of a homo sapien reaches at least thirty percent maximum capacity of the corpus cavernosum with blood flowage

This morning i woke up with a partial boner.. before it went away,I opened up my bedroom window and showed it to the birds foraging for grubs in the garden below.

by Sitonapotatopanotis June 2, 2018

Mark Boner

A man who tried to make a reservation yet couldn't decide if it was the 17th, 22nd, 23rd, or 27th.
who was last seen trying to warn people of a sandwich puppet master named Jim welsh

"yo bro, did you hear about the disappearance of Mark Boner?"
"yeah bro i wonder if the sandwich guy was caught though"

by somethingwithanG August 23, 2022

Bunsen Boner

When you stick your dick in alcohol and light it on fire.

James uses his Bunsen boner to heat his solution.

by Dr. HOFBrICl December 10, 2021