Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!
by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021
Get the Self on digital servicesmug. The unspoken assumption behind most of the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders): that every human is a neatly bounded, fully knowable individual who can be diagnosed like a glitchy toaster.
Used to justify labeling complex, context-driven human behavior as “disordered” while ignoring trauma, systems, relationships, and late-stage capitalism.
Symptoms may include:
• Taking your emotions personally
• Believing your thoughts are facts
• Assuming “normal” exists
• Diagnosing others on TikTok
Used to justify labeling complex, context-driven human behavior as “disordered” while ignoring trauma, systems, relationships, and late-stage capitalism.
Symptoms may include:
• Taking your emotions personally
• Believing your thoughts are facts
• Assuming “normal” exists
• Diagnosing others on TikTok
Therapist: “Sounds like you might meet criteria for 296.89.”
Patient: “Or maybe I’m just rejecting the Discrete Self Model.”
Therapist: “…I’ll need to consult the DSM-6 for that.”
Patient: “Or maybe I’m just rejecting the Discrete Self Model.”
Therapist: “…I’ll need to consult the DSM-6 for that.”
by seeing March 30, 2025
Get the Discrete Self Modelmug. A person who penatrates themselves during masterbation.
by Bjg/nmg April 19, 2020
Get the self tappermug. 
A person that does one or both of these 2 things:
1) turns up at an event mainly a party without getting invited by the host(s).
2) Asks the host if they can come to an event,even though it's invite only and they weren't invited in the first place. *
* this puts the host in an awkward situation where they have to say 'yes'.
1) turns up at an event mainly a party without getting invited by the host(s).
2) Asks the host if they can come to an event,even though it's invite only and they weren't invited in the first place. *
* this puts the host in an awkward situation where they have to say 'yes'.
Person 1 : hey isn't that Toby over there. Did you invite him?
Host: yeah it is. I didn't ... Ffs
Self inviter: hey Sarah , heard about your party is it ok if I turn up?
Host: urm.... Sure I guess.
Host: yeah it is. I didn't ... Ffs
Self inviter: hey Sarah , heard about your party is it ok if I turn up?
Host: urm.... Sure I guess.
by Society_Sucks_ July 7, 2016
Get the Self Invitermug. Self Claiming is an act where someone who falsely claim that they are part of a secret society usually by showing their hand signs which represents a certain gang which they are not from in Singapore, These people are often subject to angkat paiseh as a punishment which is a SG slang that hooligans made up which means kneel down and beg for forgiveness. (if a fine xmm girl with angkong ask me to do it i would because i want to, not cause yall are intimidating as you imagine) Self Claiming is usually a result of insecure people usually of the darker shade because they may not have loving parents at home therefore they look up to gangsters whose mothers syphilis infested ccb are most likely being sold at Geylang for 1 hr 2 shots $350 incall. If you self claim you likely have a PSLE combined score of 100 and is in the NT stream and Institute of Technical Education where by most people go there to meet more like minded individuals to take drugs and go inside Changi
Billy: cibai dont self claim ah
non-educated individual: LIMPEH AIRPORT KIA, OMEGA, SARAJUMBO, TECK WHYE LANE, ANG SOON TONG, HAI LOK SAN, SIO YI HO AHHHH!!!!!
non-educated individual: LIMPEH AIRPORT KIA, OMEGA, SARAJUMBO, TECK WHYE LANE, ANG SOON TONG, HAI LOK SAN, SIO YI HO AHHHH!!!!!
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024
Get the self claimmug.