elderly turtle

One of Gerard Way 's most popular nicknames.

Example1
PersonA: Can you believe Mikey Way is getting hotter and hotter while his brother is slightly turning into an elderly gay turtle?

Example2
Frank Iero : "I bought a new pillow for my bunk today. Just got into bed and found out it smells like it was previously used owned by an elderly turtle. Uncool" (source Twitter)
Everyone: "Same Frank we miss him too"

elderly turtle by ThatKilljoy February 14, 2017

mexican turtle flap 

Not a penis nor a vagina, just a flap of skin

I think that transgender has a Mexican turtle flap.

mexican turtle flap by LongDongWantsThatGoodPuss June 29, 2017

blue turtle shell 

During sex, when a person is about finish first, their partner punches them in the face or back of the head, thus allowing the trailing person to finish first.

He was about to cum, so I blue turtle shelled him in the face.

blue turtle shell by Hockeycapn July 29, 2017

Baggy Turtle 

An uncircumcised penis with excessive foreskin, thus resembling the rolled up neck-skin on a turtle when they retract their heads.

"Dude, I knew you were uncircumcised, but I didn't know you had a baggy turtle."

Baggy Turtle by Dr.Doctor101 November 12, 2017

Narnian Turtle

Created on the 2nd Of September 2015, Narnian Turtle is the sickest youtuber about boasting a massive 17 subscribers and a youtube bio of 'Playing games. WBU?' Most Famously known for his videos such as 'failure.mp4' in which he and his compadre DaRealFishBoy go mad yo.

"Have you watched Narnian Turtle's Newest Video? It just cured me of cancer"

Narnian Turtle by conorcf January 19, 2018

Black Turtle 

Black Turtle, also known as toshi. A person who is relatively black and that has a jaw with the structure of a turtle. Often has a rivalry with midgets.

"That guy looks like a black turtle."

Black Turtle by qwertyuiopasdfghjkllzx June 7, 2018

Douche Turtle 

A moniker for Mitch McConnell.

We need to get that Douche Turtle out of office.

Douche Turtle by Flying Thesaurus August 5, 2019