History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.
I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test
by Matthewtake1 July 30, 2021
Get the Jerry Can Testmug. 
Get the Testmug. It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.
Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.
Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.
"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."
"Wait...what???"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."
"Wait...what???"
by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021
Get the The Covid Testmug. by Big Ball Nigga 69 April 25, 2024
Get the Twat tickler teste nibblermug. 
Guy 1: "Hey man, she kicked me in my tests."
Guy 2: "Oh the math test?? Yeah it was pretty difficult."
Guy 1: "You don't understand. My test*icles*."
Guy 2: "Must've hurt. Fuck you Jim."
Guy 2: "Oh the math test?? Yeah it was pretty difficult."
Guy 1: "You don't understand. My test*icles*."
Guy 2: "Must've hurt. Fuck you Jim."
by rawrxdddddd October 19, 2019
Get the Testmug. by A1293836 April 9, 2022
Get the National fail a test daymug.