Ankle monitor issued by the state
by Strong as steel March 29, 2023
Get the State issued dripmug. Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
Get the Maine state-capital excusemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025
Get the Brian "'Imaweli'" Baillie: The First Juvenile For The COuntry Of Sparta <United States Of America>mug. The future name of the small piece of land surrounding Washington DC once the United States formally falls, when we are no longer able to pay our debt due to the corrupt mismanagement of public funds for decades, and most of the land that currently constitutes the United States of America is sold off.
I bet they'll make YMCA the national anthem of the Homocratic States of America!
It's time to get serious and quit putting in makeup wearing drama queens in the White House, okay?
It's time to get serious and quit putting in makeup wearing drama queens in the White House, okay?
by Publius0987 August 18, 2025
Get the Homocratic States of Americamug. University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.
Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?
Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.
James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?
Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.
James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.
by shroncke November 13, 2022
Get the Florida State Universitymug. by Twists December 2, 2018
Get the Statemug. by boromir8 November 16, 2020
Get the Penn Statemug.