Sad Spank

Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.

Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"

Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."

Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."

by The Red Shit April 19, 2018

sad story told twice

Sad story told twice is a reference to having a similar background or upbringing as another person. You've heard it before. Father walked out because of drugs, ect.

She was a sad story told twice.

by SeaSkye January 6, 2017

Starting to get sad

A phrase meaning when someone or a conversation is starting to get really pathetic.

Dude 1: BLAH BLAH BLAH. YOU SUCK DUDE GET A LIFE TRASH.
Dude 2: Bro, this is starting to get sad. Grow up.

by anonymous December 25, 2020

SAD

When someone pisses you off tell them to SAD or suck a dick

My friend: bro Jessica just pissed me off what should I do

Me: tell her to SAD

My friend: tell her to sad what dose that mean
Me:it means suck a dick

by I suck dick on the daily July 7, 2020

sad

suck a dick

u are so annoying sad

by zoelavernesvalumpuesbissy June 1, 2020

So sad

only applicable if used by Emily and Gianna.

Used when Diane separates Emily and Gianna at work. While crying, Emily and Gianna solemnly say “so sad.”

by Flynnflynn September 22, 2019

big sad

When someone is sad for no apparent reason or they are simply so ignorant that it becomes practically a comedic expression.

I'll say anything, I don't give a fuck (what?)
Santa isn't real, its your daddy dressed up (what?)
Mommy's always lying when she says you're really smart
Your dog is not in Heaven, he is rotting in the yard
Haha, big sad

- Pewdiepie

by Mambo#3 March 24, 2021