PointCrow 

PointCrow is a Zelda Breath of the wild streamer that says some funny stuff

You not nearly as good as PointCrow

PointCrow by WLKR3J July 28, 2020

asian points 

Figurative points awarded to non-asian people by asians when the non-asian's strangely asian qualities deserve to be recognised. If accepted, these points are a source of pride for the non-asian (not to be confused with azn pride however).

Non-asian: Aww, I totally failed my math exam! I got a 92!

Asian: Ha, loser. I got a 98. You still get asian points though, for considering your 92 a failing grade.

asian points by Karenn December 9, 2008

pedestrian points 

The points you would obtain for hitting pedestrians with your car. Different people are worth different points depending on the hilarity or horribleness of their being targeted. (But usually both).

Dude, go for that woman with the stroller. If you get them both it's 25 pedestrian points!

Stupid bikers need to stay out of the road! They're not even worth the points you get for taking them out.

pedestrian points by maskedshoo July 8, 2010

paint her vulva 

To ejaculate inside of a woman's vagina.

Thats it baby, paint my vulva!

I'm gonna paint your vulva whore!

Instead of shooting my load in her eye, I opted to paint her vulva...

paint her vulva by Derek D. February 16, 2008

Paintshopping 

When editing photos with Paint on a windows-based computer since most people don't have photoshop, either becasue they can't afford it or because they are idiots and don't know how to download it.

Guy #1

- Hey check out this pic. I woke up in the middle of the night and had this idea in my head so I got up and started "paintshopping"

Guy #2

- Holy crap you really suck at editing, it doesnt even look real at all.

Guy #1

- it's paint, it's not supposed to..

Paintshopping by Captain norgan October 28, 2009

10 pinter 

One whom you may only legally target for a shag after the consumption of ten pints of strong lager or alcohol equivalent due to her extreme level of ugliness.

"Jese, check out that 10 pinter! easy shag or what?!"

10 pinter by Jack May 25, 2003

Yellow Paint 

Something that makes you happy, even though it's toxic.

("Vincent Van Gogh consumed yellow paint, thinking it would make him happy")

She called him her yellow paint.
Luckily he didn't know what it meant

Yellow Paint by just.another.name. April 15, 2017