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noodle pull

The motion of pulling freshly made noodles out of a stir-fry box or bowl (preferably with chopsticks), creating the most craveable sight known to noodles.
Did you see that noodle pull on honeygrow's IG? It looks so amazing!
by honeygrow July 28, 2020
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crispy noodle

A Chinese origin person that just got totally busted or found out for wrong doing.
Tony: So why happened to Wong?

Kenneth: They round our it was him, he’s ended up a Crispy Noodle
by Hello fella August 2, 2020
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Noodle

Lil cootie, 100% vanilla, loves head pats, a very cuddly and soft person but has a beast that can be unleashed within.

Very loveable, gives 100% of his love and cuddles to his loved one, is a noodle, smort and very very genuine and overall, an extremely sweet person with a kawaii face!

Don't let him outta your sights if you meet a Noodle.
Have you seen Noodle lately? He's looking cute as hell today!
by auxxie August 20, 2020
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Brown noodle bowl

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."
by Leuitenant Major Bukakke August 31, 2020
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Noodle boi

This person is a simp for anything with noodles, especially mac n' cheese
Aw man my friend is such a Noodle boi, he practically lives off mac n' cheese
by Lorrie ·3· September 8, 2020
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two minute noodles

hayleys favourite food she ALWAYS eats
two minute noodles are hayleys ride or die
hayley always shres her noodles, like a good freind
by kaka bin September 10, 2020
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Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.
They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!
by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020
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