Facebook Overposter

One who posts way too much crap on their Facebook Wall or Timeline, guaranteeing that they will spam the News Feeds of others and have no friends.

Mike was a Facebook overposter; he always posted pictures of birds and posts of swim team, guaranteeing that he no longer has a life.

by newsfeedabomination August 27, 2012

Silent Facebook

People who say nothing in person, in school, at work, on the phone, in a text or anywhere in the world but says EVERYTHING on facebook, likes pretty much everything, comments on everything and post status every hour like "I just gave my cat a pickle, he didn't like it." that doesn't help anyone else out or is humorous in any way. It's just annoying that they don't have the balls to speak in real life plus they look angry pretty much all the time and has a small group of friends.

P.s. they also use a shitload of shortened words or text language or watever its called.

Girl 1= talkative girl
Girl 2=Silent Facebook

Girl 1:Hey hows was your day.
Girl 2: good.
Girl 1: What did you do?
Girl 2: Nothing
Girl 1: What are you gonna do today?
Girl 2: Idk

*Facebook*

Girl 1: Hey it was nice talking to you at __________

Girl 2: Thanks you too, I really like your shoes we should hang, I like have to tell you stuff, let's go to the mall, I wanted to ask Bobby out but he's your Ex so I don't know but anyway Im on my period lol but I ran out of tampons guess Im unlucky lol, but yeah, ok, like see ya.

Girl 1:.....

by Hi you don't know me May 15, 2011

Facebook Pimp

Facebook Pimp: Any male or female that posts One or more hit wonder photos of themselves and it starts receiving a lot of comments "Likes" and attention. Facebook Pimps will sometimes deceive you in there photos and may or may not look like themselves in photographs, they have uploaded either because they're fat, ugly or both. Also they take pictures at weird angles to hide excessive fat or edit them and stretch out the photograph so they look skinny and attractive knowing they're not.

Miles: Dude! erica has 120 Likes from a whole bunch of dudes! She's soo hot!

Vladimir: Dude chill she's only a "Facebook Pimp" she's ugly ..

Miles: You just ruined my day!

by Still Not Quite Human August 13, 2011

Facebook Philosopher

A pseudo intelligent person who finds it necessary to steal song lyrics and famous quotes to elicit a reaction from their audience or to appear to be deeply thoughtful or philosophical. These people will usually accomplish their goals by receiving feedback or "Likes" from the uninformed when they indeed haven't earned them, only egging them on to further post BS. For the large majority of the population, they just appear to be retards.

Joe: "Leticia, I really like your post today! I found it so inspiring when you said, 'All you need is love, love. Love is all you need.' That is so true."
Leticia: "Yeah, just a little something I came up with.
Chris: "Leticia! Who are you kidding?!? Will you please post something by Led Zeppelin tomorrow? I sure could use some Stairway to Heaven inspiration. Damn, Facebook Philosopher."

by Ingenious One August 31, 2013

facebook brofficial

To confirm one's bromance with someone through making it Facebook Official by listing them as a brother regardless of gender.

Jon and I are facebook brofficial now; he confirmed me as his brother.

by whattabro June 28, 2010

Facebook Politician

A person who voices all of his or her political opinions and engages in political arguments on Facebook.

Person 1: Damn, Mark has posted like 10 posts about how great Ron Paul is in the last hour!

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Facebook politician.

by quinsin10 February 17, 2012

Facebook Fatigue

You're exhausted because your real life can't keep up with your virtual one.

Friend: "I sent you a Facebook message and never heard back. What up?"

You: "Sorry, man. I have a serious case of Facebook Fatigue. The doc says I need hot tea, fresh air and to practice looking into the distance at least 3x a day."

by trailer y February 23, 2011