Life is a lemon

1. Defines with frustration the fact that life is sometimes unfair (a lemon is also a fuck).

2. A clever blog about a lemonade life by a funny italian guy

"Oh god he just robbed me, life is a lemon."

by Artemides May 31, 2009

squeezing the lemon

After urination where a man squeezes the remaining urine from the urethra.

"I'll be right out, I'm just squeezing the lemon!"

by bassfische April 8, 2017

lemon cookie

jiz soaked cookie

ur mom likes my lemon cookie

by Tony Hampton November 25, 2003

lemon meringue pie

It's like a cream pie, but instead of shooting semen into the vagina, its urine.

I lemon meringue pied my girlfriend last night.

by BIGGYBIG99 March 22, 2010

lemongrass

Rank, piss-ridden pubic hair above and below a dirty minky.
If cunny is attempted on such a disgusting specimen it will probably result in the face contorting, as though one had been sucking on a lemon.

She may have been a looker John but once i popped downstairs to do a quick impersonation of Stalin i quickly discovered she had a biff like lemongrass.

by The Ginger Terrorist November 22, 2005

Lemon

A term used to describe an ugly, dilapidated beat-up car.

Bob: Yo, U still ridin that shitty ass car?

David: Yeah, but i gotta get rid of this lemon before my bitches come around.

by CavZzZ April 15, 2006

lemon zest

Any sex act using substituting hummus as lubricant

"He was pretty tight so I gave him the ol' Lemon Zest"

by Lemmondaddy June 29, 2015