Jizz 'n' Whizz

When you jizz on a phat bitch then immediately proceed to piss on their face
Hey bro, how was your date last night?
It was great, I got to jizz 'n' whizz
by RoddyFucker February 15, 2022
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Jizz Rod

A teenage white boy Named Alton who is obsessed with jizzing and does it all the time, especially to femboys.
Oh man Alton is such a Jizz Rod
by Dingle nut89 April 03, 2024
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Jizz Rod

A little teenage white boy named Alton that is obsessed with beating his meat
Wow dude Alton is such a Jizz Rod
by Dingle nut89 April 03, 2024
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yogurt jizz

When you open a container of yogurt and the liquid part shoots anywhere on anyones person.
That yogurt jizz just got all over her face. I better get her cleaned up.
by Sippysaywhat February 27, 2016
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Jizz Lock

One of the most controversial techniques in territorial marking.

The dominant male interlocks the prey's head between its legs and as the prey is struggling in the vice grip, the dominant male whoops out its penis and jerks off. The marker then jizzes on the victim's face.

The victim is then considered a bitch.

Use move with caution.

*can also be used off a wall run with the hunter lunging on the victims head
Guy 1: man, you totally handled Hannah last night

Guy 2: I got her in a Jizz Lock.

Guy 1: LMFAO *gives 15 dollars
by Wrestle Mania May 14, 2011
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Jizz Cup-Catcher Chin

The little dent in the chin that catches excess sperm while being on the receiving side of the ejaculator: evolution's way of letting us know it’s an ally of the LGBTQ+, with a special focus on homosexual activities.
"When Joey gets an unsuspected spray of sperm from a trick, he can rest easy knowing that due to his JIZZ CUP-CATCHER CHIN, the mess will be less."
by MAGAcult January 26, 2025
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Jizz Snizzler 911

When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises
Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil
by lildick nigga April 29, 2019
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