Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect
Just as I was bringing her in I had to give her some of that pocket jizz
by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022
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Jizz With The Wizz

The process of using melted cheese or fondue as a lubricant
Person 1: Why were you late to work
Person 2: Nah fam I clapped cheeks with the sis and some fondue today, had to jizz with the wizz
Person 1: *Commits*
by OneMilkTwoCows May 24, 2018
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electric jizz

wanking someone off whilst they have a seizure or whilst being electrocuted
hey i heard milo T got given an electric jizz
by porge cutternut June 25, 2024
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electric jizz

When your vibrator short circuits but you still orgasm
(Electrocution noises) from electric jizz
by Wiener lord January 20, 2016
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JUMBO JIZZ JANUARY

(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud
Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”
by VENIN#5293 October 13, 2021
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On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!
National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*
by Google Calendar October 18, 2021
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T Jizz 47

An old fat washed up blonde white guy who eats greasy fries, plays wordle and loves watching 70’s porn. A loser who has zero clue he’s a loser.
Man , nobody’s greasing up their pants crack and iPad like lazy T Jizz 47. Thinks he’s a king, but Clueless.
by Laujee May 16, 2025
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