Pirate Hooker

a friend that is acting aloof and generally likes the cock.

Damnit, you're such a Pirate Hooker.

by Katie Kaleidoscope February 10, 2007

hooker

someone who wears hoochie skirts and gets more ass than a toilet seat.

tita marlou

hooker

by iHateEmos July 12, 2007

tonsil hockey goalie

one who is on the catching end of the game.and a good goalie never lets a shot by.

hey tiffiny is the best tonsil hockey goalie on the team. she has never let one shot past.yes sir caught every one.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

hockey

gayest sport ever

Played in lame places that cant play real sports that people actually care

Hockey is played in gay countries that suk at basketball

by J Swizzy December 28, 2005

Hooker Flu

Any type of sickness or infection obtained through physical contact with a loose woman.

I had a blast sucking her face, but the bitch gave me the hooker flu.

by The Ryan Richards March 10, 2009

Hooker Sock

A plain white sock you blow the smoke from marijuana through to lessen the smell. After blowing through it, there will be THC residue leftover on the sock in the shape of lips.

My hooker sock smells really bad.

by Gato Del Agua December 20, 2008

HOCKEN!

When you Kick a football (soccer) ball as hard as possible and shout HOCKEN! as a way to show u meant to really twat it.

person A: HOCKEN!
person B: ahh now i clearly know u menat to twat that based on what u said as u kicked the ball.

by V3NN3R April 11, 2009