12 definition by iHateEmos

A food that makes your lips red, your fingers red, your tongue red and occasionally, your poop.

Someone who takes thousands of pictures of themselves to put on myspace. Usually, the pictures are taken from weird angles or are pictures of a mirror which is completely pointless because the camera gets in the way of your face. They usually never even look at the camera and do that same blow-fish pose with a peace sign in every picture.

What myspacers used instead of just one i. When saying ii, caps lock is always on which makes it seem like they`re always screaming. Makes text harder to read.

A contestant on Flavor Of Love who spit on New York and is now known as the Whore Of Charm School. She was once on the MTV show Exposed which shows how desperate she is for fucking guys, and to add to that, she picked both guys because she is a slut.

A trend going around in myspace that people think is cool although it doesn`t even make sense because it is proper to only have one conjunction in a sentence. It is also used just anywhere on myspace even at the beginning of sentences or wherever the hell those stupid myspacers want to seem cool.

New York`s mother. She hates Flavor Flav and Chance and will take away anything thug-like from her daughter. See devil.

The guy who should`ve won on the show I Love New York because everyone hates Tango anyways except for Sister Patterson who looked like she was on crack and laughs like a hyena devil.