Definitions by iHateEmos

emo 

guys who happen to be women. i hate emos more than they hate themselves.

emo kid's thoughts: girls think guys in girl pants is hot. girls think emotional guys are worth sleeping with. lets go emo.

emo by ihateemos July 25, 2007

hooker

someone who wears hoochie skirts and gets more ass than a toilet seat.

tita marlou

hooker

hooker by iHateEmos July 12, 2007

hot cheetos 

A food that makes your lips red, your fingers red, your tongue red and occasionally, your poop.

Person 1: "Hey those are my hot cheetos! I`ve caught you red-handed.. literally!"
Hahahahaha.. no.

hot cheetos by iHateEmos July 11, 2007

&& 

A trend going around in myspace that people think is cool although it doesn`t even make sense because it is proper to only have one conjunction in a sentence. It is also used just anywhere on myspace even at the beginning of sentences or wherever the hell those stupid myspacers want to seem cool.

1) && ii L0VE u BABiiE;;
2) I &heart; myspace && shopping! <3334
3) so like i said blah and and he said that and and then we like broke up and and he never called me and and stuff.

&& by iHateEmos July 9, 2007

;;

What is often used on myspace instead of just using one semi-colon. Usually subsitutes for a colon or just anywhere in a myspace screen name. Preps and emos use it.

emo-girl loves;; hawthorn heights, from first to last && afi;;

;; by iHateEmos July 9, 2007

Chance

The guy who should`ve won on the show I Love New York because everyone hates Tango anyways except for Sister Patterson who looked like she was on crack and laughs like a hyena devil.

"What`s a poodle gonna do poppin` back blowin` bleezy`s?!" -Chance

Chance by iHateEmos July 9, 2007

ii

What myspacers used instead of just one i. When saying ii, caps lock is always on which makes it seem like they`re always screaming. Makes text harder to read.

&& ii KN0oW WHERE Y0oU AT! ii iiS S0o C0o0oL WHEN ii TYPE LiiKE THiiS, B`!

ii by iHateEmos July 9, 2007