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HOCKEN!
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When you
Kick a
football
(soccer) ball as hard as
possible
and shout HOCKEN! as a way to show u meant to really twat it.
person A
: HOCKEN!
person B
: ahh now i clearly know u menat to twat that based on
what u said
as u kicked the ball.
HOCKEN!
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V3NN3R
April 11, 2009
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turdling
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tiny
shit
Person A
:HA HA
Person B:Oh you must be clearly
laughing
at that turdling you did in the bog
Person A
:ye good guess
turdling
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V3NN3R
April 11, 2009
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