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HOCKEN!
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When you Kick a
football
(soccer) ball as
hard
as possible and shout HOCKEN! as a way to show u meant to
really
twat it.
person A: HOCKEN!
person B: ahh
now
i
clearly
know u menat to twat that based on what u
said
as u kicked the ball.
HOCKEN!
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V3NN3R
April 11, 2009
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turdling
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tiny
shit
Person A:HA HA
Person B:Oh you must be
clearly
laughing at that turdling you did in the
bog
Person A:ye good
guess
turdling
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V3NN3R
April 11, 2009
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