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Definitions by V3NN3R

When you Kick a football (soccer) ball as hard as possible and shout HOCKEN! as a way to show u meant to really twat it.
person A: HOCKEN!
person B: ahh now i clearly know u menat to twat that based on what u said as u kicked the ball.
HOCKEN! by V3NN3R April 11, 2009

turdling 

Person A:HA HA
Person B:Oh you must be clearly laughing at that turdling you did in the bog
Person A:ye good guess
turdling by V3NN3R April 11, 2009