googlheimer

that dumb son of a bitch who always takes that last something (food, object, etc) when they could clearly see that you wanted it.

"gwen, didn't you want that last sugar cookie that was sitting on the table?"

"yes perri, i did, why?"

"because i took it"

"ugh! whatta googlheimer,"

by Perriiiii [and gwen] December 31, 2008

google-miliate

To utterly humiliate another through the expert art of google-fu

You were so right. You totally google-miliated me.

by oogoom May 1, 2009

googleshoot

To use google or another search engine as the primary means to troubleshoot a problem.

I had to googleshoot the problem because the issue was so new.

by wilscobos July 29, 2009

googlerist

A person following 'The Church of the google' religion to make themselves seem witty and popular with silly webpages and random quotes.A googlerist is obsessed with googlerism.

Jo..'i spent an hour following the google faith to find that chickens are cannibals'.. Justine 'sighs...true, googlerists are in need of websearch rehab'

by CustardMonkey September 29, 2009

Google Politics

Politics using information found on google or any other mainstream media source. Usually used by people wishing to defend political views that can't be supported by actual facts.

That person doesn't know what they're talking about; you can tell by their blatant use of google politics.

by Mair November 2, 2009

google-allergic

people who think they know everything and don't need to do any research about anything.

people who pull 'information' out of their asses.

Girl 1: Hey, you seen Bill lately? He's so annoying.

Girl 2: UGH, I just had another run-in with that Google-allergic nut! What a freak!

by I am Google-tolerant! January 2, 2010

Googlebator

Somebody that gets off on all things google and can't wait to get "Buzzed", catch a "Wave", and experiment with the latest lab result. This person usually has stained posters of Sergey and Larry in their bedroom and has collected every different google.com home page image and compiled it into a bed sheet that they use to wipe off the results of their excitement.

After Google Buzz was released Jon, a frequent googlebator, announced the death of twitter and all things social.

by NullReference February 16, 2010