by MissAwkwardNeoo March 22, 2010
1. (verb) The act of throwing shade in a particularly heinous manner; usually done without passive-aggressive prestense in an outright aggressive communication style.
2. (proper noun) A foul-mouthed comedian who doesn't throw shade but does chuck fury.
3. (verb) The act of aggressive masturbation.
2. (proper noun) A foul-mouthed comedian who doesn't throw shade but does chuck fury.
3. (verb) The act of aggressive masturbation.
Definitions One and Two
Person 1: I heard Chuck Fury was throwing shade at insert group here on stage last night.
Person 2: That motherfucker seriously knows how to chuck fury
Definition Three
When I jerk off I throw down that furious wrist action. I chuck fury.
Person 1: I heard Chuck Fury was throwing shade at insert group here on stage last night.
Person 2: That motherfucker seriously knows how to chuck fury
Definition Three
When I jerk off I throw down that furious wrist action. I chuck fury.
by The Real Chub Daddy, Bitches! November 24, 2021
Locking yourself in your bedroom and not speaking to your friends as soon as your girlfriend arrives, even though it is a predefined Bro-night.
by PL4N3T M3NT4L April 27, 2010
Anal Sex after Mexican Food Night. The penetrator goes chuck norris angry after getting sprayed by Guac-arrhea.
When date night goes wrong after a Guac-Chuck Norris event that ruined our relationship. The guacamole always cost extra.
by REALLY Sanchez September 27, 2020
To allow your most ridiculous ideas to project out of you with reckless abandon (no f¥cks given) in the knowledge people won’t f@ck with them regardless and that’s ok because you do. Stupid ideas are the key to an innovative future.
“Stupid ideas I feel are like sperm cells that fight to reach the egg during the process of reproduction. Some of these sperms are in our thoughts and some in the universe and the egg is the prize, the goal which is called innovation. Now the competition is good as long as someone wins. But my idea here is to generate twins. I want more people to win. For that to happen more stupid ideas like the sperm cells which lost track needs to reach their goal towards innovation. What can we do? Create more sperm cells(stupid ideas) or help existing sperm cells(stupid ideas) to reach the egg(innovation stage)or find them other eggs by creating more eggs to reach by giving them a direction.” - Bijswajeet Das (date unknown)
“Stupid ideas I feel are like sperm cells that fight to reach the egg during the process of reproduction. Some of these sperms are in our thoughts and some in the universe and the egg is the prize, the goal which is called innovation. Now the competition is good as long as someone wins. But my idea here is to generate twins. I want more people to win. For that to happen more stupid ideas like the sperm cells which lost track needs to reach their goal towards innovation. What can we do? Create more sperm cells(stupid ideas) or help existing sperm cells(stupid ideas) to reach the egg(innovation stage)or find them other eggs by creating more eggs to reach by giving them a direction.” - Bijswajeet Das (date unknown)
“It’s probably best not to use Chuck Jizz in verbal conversation. I have on various occasions and it’s incredibly uncomfortable”
by Alabama Lucydrop April 11, 2021
by PabloPigcasso April 21, 2023
The chuck hole being the hole in the door that you are served food through in jail or prison so you can be served while the door is still locked. A chuck hole gangster is an inmate that yells through the chuck hole about how bad ass he is but then can't back it up once the door is open.
Man I thought that black kid was probably very good at fighting the way he talked.....but when the doors opened we saw he was just a chuck hole gangster.
by Vera Chainsaw August 12, 2021