banana eating whore 

a blonde teacher who is the cheer captain at 29

See her? She was a total banana eating whore at the game.

banana eating whore by the unnormal mexican May 12, 2014

street banana 

A turd on the sidewalk or street.

I saw the biggest street banana today.

street banana by dict chick April 28, 2010

Sad Banana 

A rejected boner

Tina turned down Bob's advances and he was left with a sad banana.

Sad Banana by crystalbaby August 3, 2012

dank banana 

Its a man who needs a booty call and likes to eat watermelons as he jacks off to a game of dota.

I want to be a dank banana some day..

dank banana by jiggernuggen January 31, 2014

Fresh banana smile 

The act of putting the freshly washed side shaft of one's penis between someone's lips from the side thus creating the fresh banana smile.

Jake turned Sally's frown upside down by giving her a fresh banana smile.

Fresh banana smile by Marquenta November 27, 2015

Banana 

Another word for penis.

Jane: I really like bananas.

Skye: I know you do, I heard about you and crab-boy last night ...

Jane: Who told you about that?
Skye: You did. You said he had a long banana.
Jane: Well, it's true, so I must have. Must have had too much milk!

Banana by enchantedskye September 28, 2009

Banana Phone 

A magical unknown mindfucking device that only really special people can use to communicate with each other. Can also be thrown at someone or hidden somewhere as a prank.

"Dude someone put a banana phone on my car today...wtf...."

Banana Phone by Mesapie January 16, 2009