noodle-maid

An unethically ambitious person; a servant to power, especially in the political context.

Canada's Prime Minister, noodle-maid to America, hasn't seen a war he won't sign up for to please the Empire.

by I. M. Loos December 10, 2011

Popped a Noodle

Hear your wee-wee cracking in a way that you wish it would be spine instead.

Mike, what happened?
I jumped onto my bed while being hard and Popped a Noodle

by Kriest June 24, 2021

Chicken Noodle Suit

A suit made of chicken noodle; not appropriate for the office.

You don't wear no damn chicken noodle suit in here!

by Someguyorperson July 02, 2023

Giggle noodles

Another word for weed.
It gets it's meaning from that weed makes you giggle and the word noodles from ramen noodles for which stoners normally eat after getting stoned.

Dude 1: I'm gonna go get some giggle noodles.
Dude 2 (unknowing): Um.... yea, I could go for some spaghetti also.
Dude 1: Yea, after I eat my giggle noodles.

by omgwtfbbbqqq February 11, 2009

Empty noodles

Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.

Time to dye my hair again, I’m sick of these empty noodles!

by Shitdisturber1738 January 17, 2020

blue noodles

THE BEST NOODLES DON'T KNOW THE NAME BUT YUM

"oh, my god are those blue noodles?!!!"

by old slicky June 14, 2021

Noodle slurp

When you're giving a blow job and are so into it but you miss your rhythm and the dick falls out of your mouth and you make a huge slurp/sucking sound without realizing the dick isn't in your mouth anymore.

Jill was giving me head when all of a sudden I heard the noodle slurp. Took her a minute to get back into rhythm again.

by Nippleup April 09, 2018