out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female

the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day

by mr shush July 27, 2010

Dimitri Noodles

Dimitri Newls is a skinny lax and tennis player who is also very good at basketball. He is a HypeGod who will post a video on Snapchat of their one assist in a game.

Did that kid tell everyone to pull up to his JV basketball game on Instagram? He is for sure a Dimitri Noodles.

by Jimmy Gregfarts February 19, 2020

Noodle Texting

Texting while noodle grooving

Damn look at that noodle texter.....

What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....

by Puddle guts October 8, 2023

noodleness

Having the qualities of a noodle

See that tall, thin math teacher. His noodleness is pretty high!

by MilkyMilkshake27 March 12, 2017

Noodles

The only thing you can afford. Kek

I'm gonna go home and eat some noodles. Kek

by Pickle man!! January 30, 2019

noodle dick

just a long skinny dick

yo jimmys got a noodle dick

by smd or get cbt December 28, 2019

noodle frisk

Noodle frisking involved getting your dick stroked by a stranger on the subway.

Oy mate! I just got noodle frisked on the trolley on my way to the pub.

by Boogeyman666 October 10, 2017