The way a woman determines whether or not the man makes the cut. A psychological dig or jab. Can be conscious or unconscious. The superficial goal is to get the man triggered. The underlying objective is to see him win, either by showing conviction or apathy to her cute little game. The frequency and consistency of his passing will be inversely related to her frequency of shit testing him.
Simps and incels will dismiss a woman’s shit tests as senseless, sadistic female antics meant to torture men. This victimhood mentality is why they will remain childless and jerking off to rape porn for the rest of their lives.
Shit tests are an evolutionary trait. Passing shit tests is the true measure of masculinity. This is why there are sometimes “ugly” dudes with 9s and 10s. This guy may not be Michael B. Jordan or Brad Pitt. But he maintains Zaddy status by wearing the pants in the relationship. He’s direct, decisive, honest, and uncompromising. He’s indifferent to her emotional outbursts. He can make her laugh. He can make her cry. He can make her cum til she’s quivering and cross-eyed.
Shit testing is nature’s beautiful way of smoothing out a man’s rough edges. Passing confirms to the woman that she’s with a real man. Failing continuously confirms he’s a weak bitch not worth her time. The former breeds trust, the latter doubt. It’s all on him to keep the polarity. With strong polarity comes strong attraction. More fun. More laughs. More hot, steamy, sweaty, dripping sex.
Simps and incels will dismiss a woman’s shit tests as senseless, sadistic female antics meant to torture men. This victimhood mentality is why they will remain childless and jerking off to rape porn for the rest of their lives.
Shit tests are an evolutionary trait. Passing shit tests is the true measure of masculinity. This is why there are sometimes “ugly” dudes with 9s and 10s. This guy may not be Michael B. Jordan or Brad Pitt. But he maintains Zaddy status by wearing the pants in the relationship. He’s direct, decisive, honest, and uncompromising. He’s indifferent to her emotional outbursts. He can make her laugh. He can make her cry. He can make her cum til she’s quivering and cross-eyed.
Shit testing is nature’s beautiful way of smoothing out a man’s rough edges. Passing confirms to the woman that she’s with a real man. Failing continuously confirms he’s a weak bitch not worth her time. The former breeds trust, the latter doubt. It’s all on him to keep the polarity. With strong polarity comes strong attraction. More fun. More laughs. More hot, steamy, sweaty, dripping sex.
“What y’all doin Friday? Me and Aubrie found this dope joint…cheap ass drinks and shrimp tacos are fireee”
“Idk bro. We ain’t talk since Saturday. Kinda goin thru it”
“Why what happened?”
“Man we was at her crib Saturday watching a movie. Out of nowhere she tells me some dude at work asked for her number. And she fuckin gave it to his bitch ass! So I fuckin got up n left. Like wtf wrong wit dis bitch??”
“Bruh you need to chill. Clearly that was a shit test. Y’all engaged ffs. Just ride it out a couple more days. She’ll come around”
“Idk bro. We ain’t talk since Saturday. Kinda goin thru it”
“Why what happened?”
“Man we was at her crib Saturday watching a movie. Out of nowhere she tells me some dude at work asked for her number. And she fuckin gave it to his bitch ass! So I fuckin got up n left. Like wtf wrong wit dis bitch??”
“Bruh you need to chill. Clearly that was a shit test. Y’all engaged ffs. Just ride it out a couple more days. She’ll come around”
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HA! Hahahahahaa! SEE!? WHAT DID I TELL YA!? That. Is. Priceless.
Hym "YOU DID THE THING! You did the minority report future crime! I TOLD YOU! You made them take a test that YOU CAN'T TAKE (because you'd cheat) and excised from your class them based on their score! That's always where this has been leading! Did I not say that? Holy shit! I read you like a fucking book! Shit! That's is wild. I'm a fucking genius. And a seer!"
"Oh geez, I don't know what we can possibly do about these narcissistic machiavellians! I mean I had them take a personality test (a test that I can't take by the way because I might cheat and score too good and I make the rules of the test so I decide what the answers to the test both "are" and "mean") and then "Got rid of" them but hmmm.... If only we applied that on a broader scale... Then we could... I don't know.... lock them in a cage against their will... If only we could do that.... Right? Guys.... Don't would want to get rid of them? Don't you want to "get rid of" HYM? We can "get rid of" the Jews.. Er, Narcissistic Machiavellian Psychopaths and Sadists
Hym "YOU DID THE THING! You did the minority report future crime! I TOLD YOU! You made them take a test that YOU CAN'T TAKE (because you'd cheat) and excised from your class them based on their score! That's always where this has been leading! Did I not say that? Holy shit! I read you like a fucking book! Shit! That's is wild. I'm a fucking genius. And a seer!"
"Oh geez, I don't know what we can possibly do about these narcissistic machiavellians! I mean I had them take a personality test (a test that I can't take by the way because I might cheat and score too good and I make the rules of the test so I decide what the answers to the test both "are" and "mean") and then "Got rid of" them but hmmm.... If only we applied that on a broader scale... Then we could... I don't know.... lock them in a cage against their will... If only we could do that.... Right? Guys.... Don't would want to get rid of them? Don't you want to "get rid of" HYM? We can "get rid of" the Jews.. Er, Narcissistic Machiavellian Psychopaths and Sadists
(But not the women who delight in exclusion. We won't do anything to them...). We can get rid of all of them forever... The world will be heaven. Everyone will be "striving for the good" (whether they want to or not) and anyone who isn't with be in a convent changing everything about themselves.... Or hell.... It'll be perfect forever (for everyone who doesn't have to push the turnstile of society forever) Yeah.... Right guys?..... Guys!? I'm helping all the people.... heheheheheh..." Dr JeepJorp
Iam "Holy shit Dr. JeepJorp! That's fucking insane! I mean, I'm insane (clearly) but holy shit man... That can't possibly be even VAGUELY ADJACENT to your position because that would be INSANE. You want to use your personality test to do a future crime! You're doing "Minority report"! I said that! I totally said that in the past! Nice job me. 'NiCe JoB oTh..."
Hym "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! That's MY! Think you're not allowed to do that! You don't have an 'other you' canonically! Stop doing my thing!"
Iam "..... Ok man geez relax."
Hym "You already did it once with the filthy monkey thing.... Never again."
Iam "Ok." 🤷 ♂️
Iam "Holy shit Dr. JeepJorp! That's fucking insane! I mean, I'm insane (clearly) but holy shit man... That can't possibly be even VAGUELY ADJACENT to your position because that would be INSANE. You want to use your personality test to do a future crime! You're doing "Minority report"! I said that! I totally said that in the past! Nice job me. 'NiCe JoB oTh..."
Hym "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! That's MY! Think you're not allowed to do that! You don't have an 'other you' canonically! Stop doing my thing!"
Iam "..... Ok man geez relax."
Hym "You already did it once with the filthy monkey thing.... Never again."
Iam "Ok." 🤷 ♂️
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