self yourkill

An alternate spelling of kill yourself used primarily by people who wish to fuck with you.

Person 1: kill yourself
Person 2: self yourkill :)

by Superbro133 May 10, 2018

Self produced back lotion

When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.

Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.

by GyratingMeatStick March 10, 2018

Self succy

Every man on earth relies on bae for her amazing succs but when bae leaves u for another succ u need to succ urself

Man, to im so lonely, but wait... There's self succys!!

by Hortonhearskeem February 28, 2017

Self Inviter

A person that does one or both of these 2 things:

1) turns up at an event mainly a party without getting invited by the host(s).

2) Asks the host if they can come to an event,even though it's invite only and they weren't invited in the first place. *

* this puts the host in an awkward situation where they have to say 'yes'.

Person 1 : hey isn't that Toby over there. Did you invite him?

Host: yeah it is. I didn't ... Ffs

Self inviter: hey Sarah , heard about your party is it ok if I turn up?

Host: urm.... Sure I guess.

by Society_Sucks_ July 7, 2016

Self-Bedazzling

Lying about something to make you appear cooler, busy, or professional.

Bob: Yeah I got a ton of stuff to do, gotta photoshop for a magazine. (Lie)
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.

by DarkIBL May 31, 2016

high on self esteem

A girl dressed and groomed at her 100% best possible outcome going to a fancy party.

She was totally high on self esteem no way i was going to convince her for a quick BJ.
No-one has ever got a alley quickie with a girl high on self esteem.

by estonico April 17, 2016

Self satisfied

To be over satified with your self

Jakie is so self satisfied all she dose is look in a mirror

by Unicornfusion July 31, 2016