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Tupper Toilet

Tupperware used as a sealable urine container to avoid bathroom stops on a long road trip.
Sure I can make it in 6 hours. I've got a dozen Tupper Toilets in my truck.
by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015
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Toilet Paper

An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.
Oe hail naw, we ran out of Toilet Paper.
by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020
mugGet the Toilet Papermug.

tear apart my truck in the toilet

Rough gay anal sex with a muscular guy on the receiving end.
I hate being sick, it really throws off my plans to tear apart my truck in the toilet.
by JP knows best October 22, 2020
mugGet the tear apart my truck in the toiletmug.

Toilet Gang

Toilet Gang is a GMIS MYP community (gang) aka. Asu Gang. It is led and founded by pooorwangg aka. bos, GL. Members include: fighter, bodyguard, executioner, kg and crook

some of our achievmentss; making ms desi fired, making sir soyuz retire, making ms anupama retire, avoiding 5 suspensions, smoking paper, ruled the entire myp, trashed 7c, sir bharath nearly left.
Siheon: is that the toilet gang?
kimberly: omg yaa, they are so toxic
Charleon: nah, fuck off they are pussy
junsik: yo chill, they gona beat me up
by welovemsdesi April 14, 2021
mugGet the Toilet Gangmug.

Toilet Water Drinker

A person who drinks toilet water. Can be used as an insult (example below). The short form is TWD.
Yeah, Brian’s such a toilet water drinker. He’s conceited, arrogant, and thinks he’s SOOOO smart!
mugGet the Toilet Water Drinkermug.

Skibidi toilet

It is brain rot
by Nigga99? April 29, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi toiletmug.

Toilet Paper Hoarding

What all the fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.

No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.

Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.

You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.

Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
My neighbor has been entertaining herself by engaging in toilet paper hoarding. She has 14 pallets and can’t even park her car in the garage anymore.
by TauKitty April 21, 2020
mugGet the Toilet Paper Hoardingmug.

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