4 definitions by TauKitty
What all the fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.
No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.
Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.
You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.
Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.
Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.
You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.
Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
My neighbor has been entertaining herself by engaging in toilet paper hoarding. She has 14 pallets and can’t even park her car in the garage anymore.
by TauKitty April 21, 2020
Guru Gossip (sometimes Gossiper) is a messy, poorly run message board masquerading as an honest space where members can vent freely about internet and beauty culture, mainly Youtube MUAs comme Jeffree Star, Michelle Phan, or Jaclyn Hill.
There are endless threads devoted to a variety of gurus and Internet personalities where you slowly realize that it is nothing more than a circlejerk for lonely women to engage in petty, childish, high school-like behavior. Members are subtly encouraged to degrade their targets for their appearance, to invade their privacy by looking up addresses and contacts, and are constantly looking for ways to report them to law enforcement for things like buying purebred pug puppies or having too many kids.
All the while the gossipers will compare themselves to prove just how successful, prettier, and much nicer they are than them, which leaves you wondering how someone can be so rich and happy, when they’re spending hours a day ranting about assymetrical noses and sponsored trips.
There are endless threads devoted to a variety of gurus and Internet personalities where you slowly realize that it is nothing more than a circlejerk for lonely women to engage in petty, childish, high school-like behavior. Members are subtly encouraged to degrade their targets for their appearance, to invade their privacy by looking up addresses and contacts, and are constantly looking for ways to report them to law enforcement for things like buying purebred pug puppies or having too many kids.
All the while the gossipers will compare themselves to prove just how successful, prettier, and much nicer they are than them, which leaves you wondering how someone can be so rich and happy, when they’re spending hours a day ranting about assymetrical noses and sponsored trips.
Abigail: I found a thread on Danielle Mansutti on Guru Gossiper!
Tanya: You’re kidding, what does it say? Is it anything good?
Abigail: No, it’s horrible. They spent five pages fighting with each other because one person had the audacity to admit she thinks she’s naturally very pretty!
Tanya: You’re kidding, what does it say? Is it anything good?
Abigail: No, it’s horrible. They spent five pages fighting with each other because one person had the audacity to admit she thinks she’s naturally very pretty!
by TauKitty June 4, 2018
It’s that magical place your parents tell you to go when you’re little or else you’ll be starving, broke, and homeless when you get older. When you get into college you realize it isn’t as amazing as everyone makes it out to be, and you just have to brave it out for the next ten years until you get a Masters or PhD, or try and go a different route and find work in a non-traditional career.
“My parents told me I have to go to college or else I’ll be living in a box under the freeway since no one will hire me.”
by TauKitty June 5, 2018
The YouTube comment section is a lot like Yahoo! - you scroll down and wonder why a simple video on how to chop an onion without crying has endless discussions on the nature of religion and reality, and the current government administration.
The problem with many users who spew out their unfiltered stupidity on YouTube videos is that they seriously believe they have the answers to everything. These exceptional individuals are very good at finding something to get angry about in the most innocent passing remark and are looking for suckers with whom they can ‘debate’.
The problem with many users who spew out their unfiltered stupidity on YouTube videos is that they seriously believe they have the answers to everything. These exceptional individuals are very good at finding something to get angry about in the most innocent passing remark and are looking for suckers with whom they can ‘debate’.
“I got so many angry youtube comments last night just because I said I liked cats even though I think dogs are cute.”
by TauKitty June 4, 2018