Monkey Dunk 

To get body slammed, basically you got your ass beat.

"Do Dirty" monkey dunked "Busta" on his head when they were fighting.

Monkey Dunk by cfetta October 9, 2007

monkey wage 

Low wages (as in "peanuts").

"What?! You want me to clean that funky toilet with this nasty, hairy, dry sponge and without plastic gloves?
No, no, no ... not even for double the monkey wage you pay me!"

monkey wage by wordbird June 29, 2006

monkey palming 

The act of digging poop out of ones own ass due to severe constipation.

Those muscle relaxers were great, but the plugged me up. I was monkey palming it just to make something happen...

monkey palming by P2E June 7, 2010

Monkey Buckets 

An alternative for "Fuck it!" when in polite company.

(Drop hammer on toe when putting up a picture for the Queen)

"Oh Monkey Buckets!"

Monkey Buckets by Tes Sticcles June 18, 2013

monkey rape 

when a person (usually of great martial arts ability) hugs his legs around another person and repetedly punches thier head until great injury occurs.

Jack: Hey! Did you guys see the way that guy monkey raped the other guy durring that awesome fight scene?!
Sam: Yeah! It was totally awesome!

monkey rape by --Sen November 8, 2008

monkey punch 

Grabbing a girls long hair from behind, pulling it back quickly and punching her in the back of the head. Then doing it again and again and again... (I.e. rubber punching ball on a string)

John gave Mary a good monkey punch for giving him skeloton dick.

monkey punch by dirtyjohnnyfurburger August 8, 2012

Monkey-Punch 

When a guy is doing a chick from behind and pooping at the same time and flinging the poop.

Some guy was monkey-punching that chick. There was poo flung everywhere.

Monkey-Punch by John Barleycorne December 2, 2010