Definitions by dirtyjohnnyfurburger

monkey punch 

Grabbing a girls long hair from behind, pulling it back quickly and punching her in the back of the head. Then doing it again and again and again... (I.e. rubber punching ball on a string)

John gave Mary a good monkey punch for giving him skeloton dick.

monkey punch by dirtyjohnnyfurburger August 8, 2012