jizz carpet

a large load in a females pubic hair from a males ejaculatory glands

i laid a new piece of jizz carpet on your mother last night.

by Nick Monico September 20, 2016

Jizz Rag

A towel, cloth, etc. you use to clean up the mess you made after your private session with pornhub.

Hey man, i gotta clean up my "mess" with my jizz rag.

by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016

Jizz Rag

A rag you use to clean up semen after a 10 minute session with pornhub. Also referred to as a women's face, or an insult to a man who has a low sperm count.

1. Hey man, I just bought a new towel to use as a jizz rag
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant

by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016

yogurt jizz

When you open a container of yogurt and the liquid part shoots anywhere on anyones person.

That yogurt jizz just got all over her face. I better get her cleaned up.

by Sippysaywhat August 23, 2016

jizz nuttin

when u get hard off of salted cashews

Girlfriend: what were you doing last night?
Boyfriend: i couldn't stop jizz nuttin

by CoreyTech May 4, 2018

Jizz muffin

An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.

After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.

by Echc93 February 3, 2018

Hipster Jizz

Sriracha sauce.

I put hipster jizz on my food.

by California Bae Area January 5, 2017