January 3rd 

National tell your crush you like them day
Definition: On January 3rd you tell your crush that you like them

Hey it’s January 3rd I have to tell them I like them..

January 3rd by Clvdii December 31, 2021

January 2nd 

The day of mass celebration

January 2nd is A social gathering of invited guests, typically involving eating, drinking, and entertainment

January 2nd by Jan2ndboys January 1, 2022

January 1st 

The day where everyone braces for what the new year will bring.

John started digging a fallout shelter when he woke up on January 1st

January 1st by Beltbucklebystander January 1, 2022

January 23rd

January 23rd is when you can have a happy head fest with anyone you want ANYONE

On January 23rd I'm going to have a give my teacher head

January 23rd by You or me January 1, 2022

january 1st 

national kiss a tall baseball boy with a mullet day !

oh it’s january 1st, time to kiss a cute baseball boy with a mullet

january 1st by ham23916 January 1, 2022

January 2 

January 2 is a very special day where you celebrate how lazy you can be after a party. Since you have been drinking and drinking the day before, you are not so alive the day after. January 2 is a party that will be celebrated alone in front of a movie that you have already seen

Friend "Why does it look like you have a depression" You "because it is January 2"

January 2 by PuRe_PeRfEkT_aNd_SeLfIsH January 1, 2022

January 9th 

Boys don’t be a pussy and ask that Girl out

Jayden: do you have something to say to me Elliott it’s January 9th
Elliott: Jayden I actually like you

January 9th by Jaydenthatbitch January 1, 2022