Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).

Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.

by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016

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Get the Jump on a grenademug.

jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

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Get the jumping jack jesusmug.

jump-nigga

A nigga who jumps people and afraid to fight one on one

"ayo you tryna fight?"

"Nah, you a jump-nigga."

by Norcalijose February 10, 2024

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Get the jump-niggamug.

Game Jumping

When you have a large list of video games and decide to not spend time with one game at a time and instead play a whole bunch of games in a short amount of time.

"Dude! you got to stop Game Jumping! You'll never get to finish any games if you keep playing like that!"

by Stoner-Hed February 8, 2021

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