National No glasses day

On July 1st,you don’t have to wear glasses! It’s National no glasses day so be free and don’t wear glasses!

Mom: where’s your glasses?
You: it’s National no glasses day!

by I like Bunnies April 19, 2021

glapsy

A Glapsy is a person who is extreamly intelligent, yet acts like a moron to:

A) Make friends laugh
B) A futile attempt to get someone to like them
C) Scare someone away
D) Something to do

Glapsy: Pull my finger
Normal person: Huh?
G: Pull my FINGER?
NP: Why?
G: DOOOO EEEEEET!
NP: You Glapsy

by blobbydude1 April 1, 2008

Gassiper

A pussy who hides behind his or her computer screen, posting rumors about their peers and/or coworkers in an attempt to be funny and rile people up.

Jacob: I heard you got your promotion by giving the boss a blumpkin.
Jose: Where'd you hear that?
Jacob: Some gassiper posted it on facebook.

by C-Creep February 21, 2011

Glasaki

the foreign telemarketing types.

I'm sorry I don't understand are you speaking Glasaki.

by gotgcoalman May 27, 2018

Gassupor

Gassupor is when you masturbate to the best video of all time and never find it again, and you start to wonder if it was real or if you nutted in another dimension.

Dude I fucking did a gassupor a few weeks ago, kill me now.

by Gassupor August 31, 2018

Gassy Elevator

The phenomenon in which a male flatulates, while sitting down, and the gas released from the anus travels up through the front and elevates the testis.

Yo that gassy elevator felt like my balls were punched.

by Quantavious K. Knowledge January 6, 2019

Geassed

Manufacturing a winning scenario via manipulation of people and/or conditions from a seemingly unwinnable one, especially in sports, games of chance, and military conflict.

Did you see the Buckeyes come back from that 21 point deficit in the last quarter? Yeah the QB straight Geassed the other team.

by hel112570 July 2, 2019