glapsy 

A Glapsy is a person who is extreamly intelligent, yet acts like a moron to:

A) Make friends laugh
B) A futile attempt to get someone to like them
C) Scare someone away
D) Something to do

Glapsy: Pull my finger
Normal person: Huh?
G: Pull my FINGER?
NP: Why?
G: DOOOO EEEEEET!
NP: You Glapsy

glapsy by blobbydude1 April 1, 2008

glapsy itch 

This is technically scientific and medical term for the condition widely known as "chodeism" or "chode". Chode is actually slang for glapsy itch and the vulgarity of the word came from a 1980's disco band called Wawly and the 5 Trisexuals. There platinum hit called "My Goddamn Piece of Shit Chode" co-starred Wawly's mother. During the song the artist Wawly referred to his mother as a "cummed on chode" and
therefor took off as the new word for glapsy itch.

"Wawly has the the hugest glapsy itch out of the whole band!"
"Yes that glapsy itch is ripping his pants right in half and the trisexuals are commensing to stuffing it back in!"

"Gloivy! How are we going to circumsize this? Its a damn glapsy itch!"

glapsy itch by DaKang February 8, 2007

glappy 

adj. The mixed feelings you get when you see a movie/tv show/book/game that you didn’t really care for, but you are glad they made it anyway (the ‘meh’ that you care for). (Source: The Ugly Couch Show Geekshock #133)

”I was really GLAPPY to see the Conan movie because even though I didn’t like it, I’ll probably never get to see another one in the theater.”

glappy by Biggshow April 15, 2013

glassy 

A term often used by surfers to describe the water condition when it has no chop. When the ocean is smooth.

Dude, the surf was overhead and glassy! It was so sweet!

glassy by Jacob February 19, 2005

glassy 

A glass pipe used for smoking marijuana.

Throw the bud in the glassy and let's smoke!

glassy by clamum April 6, 2004

Sloppy Glapy 

When a woman is on her period during sexual intercourse with a man and then proceeds to perform oral sex on his period soaked penis.

Don't kiss Lauren, I heard she gave a Sloppy Glapy to Tim!

Sloppy Glapy by Dr. Melody E. King May 22, 2011

Glaspy 

verb meaning to be amazing, awesome, sexy, or perfect, also known as turtle, contrary to what the turtle entry on this web site says.

man that was so glaspy, meaning that was so awesome

Glaspy by Red Cat May 26, 2006