GlassBackMat

12 years experience in slacking. Good at standing, clock-watching, not missing breaktime and making memes with photoshop. Doesn't work weekends.

What's the time GlassBackMat?
Are you working Saturday, GlassBackMat?

by VirgilNeedham October 15, 2020

glassback

General Dosser
Slacker
Boot Dragger
Glorified Labourer
Doesn't Work Weekends

Good job you're not on price, you glassback bastard.

by VirgilNeedham October 15, 2020

GLASS

a material that fake diamonds and jewelry are usually made of.
It can be used as a term to describe something as fake or bad.

Guy 1: yo mind if i test your diamonds?
Guy 2: my ice is STRAIGHT diamond
Guy 1: THIS IS GLASS MY GUY LMFAO

by studyguy November 27, 2020

glassesist

To harrass someone over their decrease in intelligence once they remove their glasses.

"oh did you see Coach got contacts. He looks waaaay less smart now"

"Hey Connor! That's glassesist!"

by PACenStein December 2, 2020

glasis

its glasses with hotter spelling. Its a sign you are blind and need to go see an eye docter.

i knead glasis i canut c

by kokichisaihara December 9, 2020

glaswegian pencil sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.

"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"

by Quinterious December 12, 2020

Glass Tiger

When you’re banging a chick from behind and you stick each one of your fingers in her butt, then reach out to paint her face and hit her with a beer bottle.

I did the glass tiger last night. She wasn’t a happy camper.

by Luke Long Stroke January 5, 2021