Flying a Doggie

Going to work while inebriated, either from the night before or that morning.

Tara got wasted last night and is flying a doggie today.

by _GABO_ October 2, 2010

flying merkle

when an 80+ year old man pulls out his saggy nut sack and slaps you in the face with it.

hey guys mr.preston just gave me a flying merkle!

by t9_kod October 3, 2010

flingtong

a cool word that people say when they have nothing else to say

Ex. 1: Your such a flingtong!

Ex. 2: Yo waz up ya flingtong?

Ex. 3:- Can I lick your flingtong?

-No, its busy at the moment.

by HolePunchers101 January 16, 2011

flying lolers

someone who is really funny. comes from the expression "flying colors"

chick1 "I just came back from a date with this guy."
chick2 "whats he like?"
chick 1 "He came through with flying lolers!"

by lordofdudes April 27, 2011

Flying Scottsman

To have sex on a train.

I'm going to pull a Flying Scottsman on that seven out of ten sitting over there

by T. Watling August 7, 2011

Flying the kite

Menstruating (Weapon of choice is a tampon.)

Jezebel must be flying the kite. Seems like her time of the month.

by Smysizzle July 3, 2011

Flying Dutchman

When the blankets are pulled over the head of your partner after having sex or performing/having cunnilingus performed on them under said blankets so that they are trapped with the smell of vagina and/or sex.

"Dude Nancy wouldn't put out after I gave her a mustache ride so I gave her a flying dutchman."

by FrankyMcCool October 24, 2011