Dude #1 takes a drag of a cigarette and offers the last two drags to Dude #2.
Dude #1: "Kill't, Scottsman?"
Dude #2: "Thanks Dude #1."
Dude #1: "Kill't, Scottsman?"
Dude #2: "Thanks Dude #1."
by nevillerogers May 3, 2009

by Lord Pignuts February 21, 2009

Hym "Because regardless of what the TRUE Scottsman prefers the inevitable outcome of evolutionary biology is extinction."
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