The First Ladyman

The First Ladyman is what Bill Clinton will be if Hillary is elected President.

Bill: This will be loads of fun being The First Ladyman!
Hillary: Yeah... Go fetch me a box of cigars.

by smysizzle February 15, 2008

acrohymn

A song that only utilizes acronyms for lyrics.

Have you heard the new acrohymn STFU by the Cockodiles? It's the shizznit!

by smysizzle November 23, 2007

Flying the kite

Menstruating (Weapon of choice is a tampon.)

Jezebel must be flying the kite. Seems like her time of the month.

by Smysizzle July 02, 2011