Definitions by Smysizzle

Flying the kite 

Menstruating (Weapon of choice is a tampon.)

Jezebel must be flying the kite. Seems like her time of the month.

Flying the kite by Smysizzle July 3, 2011

The First Ladyman 

The First Ladyman is what Bill Clinton will be if Hillary is elected President.

Bill: This will be loads of fun being The First Ladyman!
Hillary: Yeah... Go fetch me a box of cigars.

The First Ladyman by smysizzle February 15, 2008

acrohymn

A song that only utilizes acronyms for lyrics.

Have you heard the new acrohymn STFU by the Cockodiles? It's the shizznit!

acrohymn by smysizzle December 24, 2007