national eat poop day 

On the 16th April, it's the national eat poop day. On this day, you can poop wherever, to then proceed to eat up the big juicy poop. Hang out with your friends, poop with them, shit or whatever. On the National Eat Poop Day, you should all celebrate and have delicious poopy meals!

Jonathan: Yo, it's the national eat poop day today!
**Jonathan pulls down his pants and scoops out a huge shitload of black watery poop.
Jonathan: Eat up, please!
Nicolai: Mhmmm, this is yummy, it tastes like my favorite meal, thai wok!

national eat poop day by FurryCop6ix9ine April 11, 2019

Dead dove: Do not eat 

Dead dove: Do not eat is a tag (or label) put on fandiction works on Archive of Our Own (AO3) to tell the reader that the content contains sensitive or graphic topics.

1: Hey, wanna read this fanfic together?
2: It’s tagged with Dead dove: Do not eat, are you sure you wanna read this?
1: Ooh.. maybe not..

Dead dove: Do not eat by Spookycould July 20, 2022

go eat rice 

In other words, fuck off. Or go do something better than what you are currently doing. Often used when someone is mad.

John: You are sucha loser!
Matthew: Uhm go eat rice you bastard.
John: Shut up.

go eat rice by PizzaGuy112 December 30, 2011

I will eat your bone marrow 

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...

Guy1:I will eat your bone marrow

Guy2:Omg really that's wonderful

I will eat your bone marrow by Toast lover 69 November 29, 2019

jimmy eat world 

great band.
see them live... theyre one of few bands as good live as they are on c.d.
Misfortunatley supported by many narrow-minded emo kids who think to be emo you have to be a boy who cuts himself, never goes to school and never says a word that isnt jimmy eat world. Not that all emo kids are like that, i have nothing against emo kids or emos who like jew, just the narrow minded ones.
if you havent heard them i reccomend the song sweetness.

if your listening
sing it back!
no the sweetness will not be concerned with me!

Take some time,
little girl
your in the middle of the ride
everything everything will be just fyne

Cant say i was never wrong,
but some blame rests on you.
work and play theyre never ok 2 mix the way we do.

jimmy eat world by simple plan rock June 4, 2005

A man's gotta eat 

Man's gotta eat is an expression used for when someone is trying to low ball you for an income or that you are working a shitty job for shit pay.

I work in a sewer because a man's gotta eat.

A man's gotta eat by Notmytralma,e May 27, 2018

all you can eat 

Place where one never stomachs enough food to get his money's worth.

Just been to an all you can eat restaurant...I think I'm going to be sick.....

all you can eat by City rider December 13, 2003