dogshit dancing

The dance people do when they have dogshit on their shoe and they are wiping it around in the grass to get it off.

What's she doing? She's dogshit on her shoe, she's dogshit dancing.

by Retawztif August 7, 2015

Squirrel dancing

Being sexual in a park for everyone to see

"Let's go home kids, those people are squirrel dancing"

by Thrownoffaroof August 9, 2016

emily duncan

Emily Duncan is a hybrid of an excellent human and a cat.

"hey, did you see Emily Duncan doing something cool?"

"of course I did, she always does cool shit!"

by oohlaaMeow July 19, 2016

Friction Dancing

A dance between a man and a female that have their genitals interlocked with each other, with the act of performing intercourse

At Club Madonna, Friction dancing is only allowed in our private rooms we provide

by SCrusher88 July 13, 2016

Noc Duecing

When you've sat on the toilet for so long the bathroom light sensor has timed out, leaving you to finish dropping a Duece in the dark. This mostly takes place at the office or public establishments. Noc is short for nocturnal. By the time you're ready to wipe you can see like a jaguar in a pitch black bathroom stall.

"I haven seen John in about 30 minutes".

"I bet he's Noc Duecing. He's got some serious IBS"

by Doctor Stuff June 23, 2016

Fap Dancing

The rhythmic act of fapping whilst dancing

Some would say it's a spiritual dance but others refer to it as fap dancing.

Billy fap danced to beat it by Michael Jackson

by HotDeuceUniversity August 6, 2016

pole dancing

Pole dancing originated in the deep forests of russia. This art form started when bears would chase men, children and woman up a tall tree. to pass the time one would start to dance. and thus pole dancing was born. russia still holds the world record for longest dance on a pole by the oldest woman still pole dancing, she is 54 years old.

pole dancing
to pole dance or to dance on a pole. that is the question

by screwtruth December 16, 2016