Pouch Cheese

An infection in the vagina resulting in the presence of a cheese like secretion. Similar in concept to a warm bag of Velveeta cheese sauce.

-Bro, I went down on her, and she had pouch cheese

-Please tell me you FonDidn't

by HugoStiglitz609 November 14, 2010

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Smasharoni and Cheese

When you're vibing with someone and you ask them if they want to have some dirty sex with a little extra nasty, freaky, kink on it.

"Hey Frank!" "Hey Carol, you're looking good." "Thanks, Frank! Wanna come over for some smasharoni and cheese?"
"Shit yes I do, Carol! I'll grab the ass lube and baby carrots!"

by Dr. Dick Wiggle January 30, 2019

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Astronaut Cheese

Occurs when a woman is preforming oral sex on a man, and the man then ejaculates in the womans hair, creating a cheese like mess on her head.

"...im gonna cum! oops"
"it's in my hair!"
"mmm, astronaut cheese."

by indiekid December 18, 2008

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Cheese nips

A not unkind moniker for a female you might normally call sugar tits, but she’s too salty for that

Brenda- can you hand me my glass, bitch
Britni- here you go
Brenda- thanks sugar tits
Britni- you got it cheese nips

by Cor Riversprite March 12, 2019

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cheese bungee

When a large wad of cheese gets partially swallowed (often prematurely) and remains attached to its parent cheese wad inside the mouth, creating a "bungee" cord of cheese from mouth to upper esophagus. The cord can often be pulled out in-tact for entertainment purposes. Cheese bungees occur most often when eating Italian food, grilled-cheese sandwiches, or mozzarella sticks.

Person consuming gratuitously cheesy eggplant paremesan: "blughGagghCACk!!! Holy crap! I Almost choked on that cheese bungee."

by austicoatk March 29, 2010

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