by Bobahotep September 6, 2019
Get the Jizz lidsmug. by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023
Get the Jizzed Upmug. jizz conga line is when someone is analy fucking your ass and finishes inside, then the person recieving busts a nut, thus the jizz goes from person to person. this method can also be combined with an anal train.
by damo dazza March 4, 2024
Get the jizz conga linemug. A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect
by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022
Get the Pocket Jizzmug. Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.
Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
by Rock 1 March 27, 2025
Get the Diet Jizzmug. Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.
I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.
by ererueru July 22, 2020
Get the Jizz moppermug. A term that should be more commonly used by rockin awesome individuals habituated in the HRM to refer to the Local's Wednesday night event. Gin + jazz = jizz.
Friend 1 - “Hey, are you jizzing tonight?”
Friend 2 - “Hell to the YEAH! Is that even a question?! Let’s get this Jizz on the goooo‼️‼️”
Friend 2 - “Hell to the YEAH! Is that even a question?! Let’s get this Jizz on the goooo‼️‼️”
by 2phase January 21, 2024
Get the jizzmug.