The phone company was supposed to turn on my phone today and now they're saying it won't be on until next week. They got me fucked up.
by Gary Destruction April 1, 2004
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by Holden_Makok August 17, 2009
Get the Samuel L. Fucking Jackson mug.What someone says when they have done something for the purpose of maliciously disrupting another person(s) motive, intentions, life, job, etc, and the victim asks that someone why they did it.
NEWS AGENCY: We have hired a new science editor.
Bob: Welcome to the team, Freeman. We need you to start by editing this paper on climate change. Exxon is one of our top sponsors and they have told you to remove the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels and make it look like oil does not harm the environment.
Freeman: Ok.
3 days later:
Bob: FREEMAN! You included the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels, you made the bit on oil seem even more against the environment, and then you proved that Exxon bribes us! WHY?!
Freeman: Why? FUCK YOU, that's why.
Bob: Welcome to the team, Freeman. We need you to start by editing this paper on climate change. Exxon is one of our top sponsors and they have told you to remove the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels and make it look like oil does not harm the environment.
Freeman: Ok.
3 days later:
Bob: FREEMAN! You included the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels, you made the bit on oil seem even more against the environment, and then you proved that Exxon bribes us! WHY?!
Freeman: Why? FUCK YOU, that's why.
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Get the Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ mug.An exclamation of affection, usually directed at a loved one, that expresses one's desire to forcefully insert a rake into another's sex organs.
by Muhammad Hassan October 1, 2008
Get the I will fuck you with a rake mug.The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.
Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"
Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."
Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"
Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."
Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"
by qqduck March 13, 2008
Get the Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day mug.1. To fuck with someone that you know shouldn't be fucked with, then find out why they shouldn't be fucked with in the most painful and humiliating way possible.
2. Getting that stick up your ass pulled out sideways.
2. Getting that stick up your ass pulled out sideways.
"You want mess with the wild Levi? You want to fuck around and find out?"
*Levi turns into Hulk, yeets a toolbox across the pressroom, and knocks someone's teeth out.
*Levi turns into Hulk, yeets a toolbox across the pressroom, and knocks someone's teeth out.
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