Jostle my satchel

Jostling someone's satchel is when you really mess with someone's chi; their general vibe. The "satchel" represents all the things they've setup in their personal space and you're just jostling it.

I like John but all he does when he comes over is jostle my satchel.

by Aashe October 5, 2017

hit my horn

Call my phone

Aiight bro, hit my horn later

by DeuceDon October 20, 2017

long my life out

when someone completely wears out any enjoyment of life you once had.

English teacher: okay, here's two essays I want you to write for next lesson
Student A: you long my life out

by shreddietodie October 20, 2017

Practicing my dance moves

A way to describe pleasuring yourself.

I’m still in bed practicing my dance moves.

by Jessica’s feet October 8, 2017

Oh my Lordy

Exactly annoyed

Can you shut up, oh my Lordy !!!

by Myah <3 October 20, 2017

loop my loop

Wrap your asshole around my asshole

Can you loop my loop

by Guffnut October 21, 2017

Move out my way Stanley!

When one has explosive diarrhea and has to make it to the nearest toilet. Also known as Bathroom Emergency.
*Taken from the movie Next Friday.

Oh no, I'm having a move out my way Stanley!!

by Knower of Useless Information October 26, 2017