VirginDick

When your penis has a mind of its own and doesn’t let you have sex

Why the hell do you have a VirginDick it doesn’t want to fit in my vagina and it doesn’t want to get hard either, my dog probably has a bigger penis than yours

by Guffnut December 03, 2018

tacosaurus

A taco eating fat ass human who's single and only watches food network

You are the biggest tacosaurus

by Guffnut October 22, 2017

loop my loop

Wrap your asshole around my asshole

Can you loop my loop

by Guffnut October 22, 2017