tacosaurus

A taco eating fat ass human who's single and only watches food network

You are the biggest tacosaurus

by Guffnut October 21, 2017

VirginDick

When your penis has a mind of its own and doesn’t let you have sex

Why the hell do you have a VirginDick it doesn’t want to fit in my vagina and it doesn’t want to get hard either, my dog probably has a bigger penis than yours

by Guffnut December 02, 2018

loop my loop

Wrap your asshole around my asshole

Can you loop my loop

by Guffnut October 21, 2017