kronk my bonk

dancing drunk whilst making out

kronk my bonk please

by flame wolf April 21, 2017

Bringing all the girls to my fjord

Norwegian way of swooing the fair maidens. Used to show that one is perticularly good at an activity, it's a socially accepted way of bragging of ones skill.

"Hey, I'm Norwegian. I'm good at skiing, drinking, fishing, hating the Danish, and bringing all the girls to my fjord" *Winks*

by PeopleSay-5IsColdsmh April 21, 2017

swivel on my dick

metaphorical (for women mainly) for people who don't have dicks but feel like they should be a guy and that people should suck on their cock. Instead of sucking on cock, you should be more elegant and say swivel on my dick. Usually used when someone is being a little bitch and they need to stop.

how about sunday?
how about you swivel on my dick

by swivelonmydickdotcom April 25, 2017

hung up on my secretary

Act of having sex with someone's wife or girlfriend.

She cheated on Joe with Jason.

Jason hung up on Joe's secretary.
Joe said, "Jason HUNG UP ON MY SECRETARY".

by TammyTime1991 April 26, 2017

eat my brain

A more aggressive, in-depth, informative approach to picking ones brain for information.

Adjective: "Hey Steve, I know you really want to come work at the company I'm at. Want to eat my brain about it over drinks later? "

by @black_forests April 27, 2017

roll my mat

When you're so sexually aroused during a hand job that your penis rolls. This is called rolling my mat.

"Ohmygod baby you roll my mat so hard"

by Marie Fallon April 27, 2017

OWW MY FUCK

When you roll your foot too far forward and it hurts, this is what you scream.

Dylan stepped onto a branch and rolled his ankle, and so he screamed, "OWW MY FUCK!!"

by PiWizard April 27, 2017